Learn From "Their" Fail #LFMF

If your nose suddenly gets extremely itchy and it seems like fingernails won't be good enough, resist all urges. Put the razor down first. You will bleed. #LFMF

When holding earplugs in one hand and a piece of bread in the other, keep in mind what hand the bread is in. Earplugs don't taste good, especially if you just pulled them from your ears. #LFMF

When asking someone if they actually use that bluetooth headset, make sure its not a hearing aid. #LFMF

When beginning as a volunteer at the local animal shelter, don't offer to shake hands with people you meet there. Odds are you both have animal poo on your hands, and it's just awkward. #LFMF